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Joke of the Day

"beluga whale backstroke and blowing water http://youtu.be/M6f1vovJTP4"

"Did you hear about the whistle-blower who couldn't make it home for Christmas? He was Snowden."

"Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner? He thought it was his civic doodie!"

"A good looking girl waved at me today... but there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her."

"GENIE: you have 3 wishes ME: i wish for one more wish G: um...ok...your wish is granted. you now have 3 wishes M: aweso- wait, what"

"What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing? A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P"

"Sometimes it's hard to nap at work. Like, when the boss is standing beside you or when you don't have a job."

"What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill. "

"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked!"

"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist bastard."