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Joke of the Day
"i hate to get political on here but like honestly smokin weed is frickin sweet as hell ha ha"
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"I hate those unrealistic movies...you know, the ones where men are friends with women."
"Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There's a nap for that."
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