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Joke of the Day
"What do acids hate Lyes"
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"Him: Yah, I like my meat rare Me: Rare? Like, unicorn you mean? Him: ...... Me: Our mom's are friends, you have to finish the date"
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"I also wanted to post a hydraulic press video... ... but your mom was busy."
"Cop: How much have you had to drink? Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel"
"Why are millenials so odd? Because they can't even..."
"I just found that there's such a thing as a cheese shop and now I'm changing my vacation plans."
"Why did the Anthropod need braces? It had a trilobite. Get it? ..I'll show myself to the door."
"I can sneak in an Uptown Funk reference here. Don't believe me? Just watch."
"What kind of gas supports violence? pro-pain"