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Joke of the Day

"What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink? Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)"

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"What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail? A surrender monkey"
"I married a French girl and had three sons We named our first son Antoine. We named our second son Anteux. We named our third son Antthree."
"I wish it were okay for a guy to carry a purse because there is only so much banana bread that I can fit in my wallet."
"Joke of the year. /r/politics"
"Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions? Because they're kiwis."
"It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days... You must say, ""Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"""
"Regular naps prevent aging... Especially if you take them while driving."
"*gets crushed by a bus* *checks to see if phone is intact*"
"What's the difference between a hotdog and a dead baby? You don't ejaculate on a hotdog before you eat it."
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