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Joke of the Day
"Joke of the year. /r/politics"
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"A priest, a rapist, and a child molester walk into a bar... His name was Fred."
"Strangers are friends you haven't met yet. Friends are lovers you haven't kissed yet. Lovers are corpses you haven't killed yet."
"The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house, then who lives in the white house? The black man"
"Nature fact: The female cat gives birth to the body and head of her kittens separately and has to screw the head in like a lightbulb."
"Mom is flying into JFK during Friday rush hour. An 'anonymous tip' should allow me to pick her up at the TSA and avoid the terminals."
"NSFW Sex joke: New sex position called the bull rider. Ride a girl doggy style, grab her hair, and whisper in her ear ""I have aids"". See how long you can last."
"Did you hear about the midget Scotsman who does avant garde strip tease? He's a little off kilter."
"Pretty Punny! What did the cat stripper say when she found out she was being replaced by a younger pussy?????? You've gotta be Kitten me!"
"How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray..."