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Joke of the Day

"It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days... You must say, ""Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"""

"the worst part of the robot uprising will be the constant software updates"

"When pigs get a toothache who do they see?' Painless Porker."

"Sometimes I break into hives. But only because I hate bees."

"I'm thinking of writing a Mystery novel... or am I?"

"A man gets his drill and drills a hole in a wall... ..its a bit boring."

"Knock knock ""who's there?"" interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease ""interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease who?"" knock knock ""who's there?"" moooooooooo ::silence::"

"Judge:""Since we can't prove who's baby it is we will ... cut the baby in half Worm Mom 1:""Sure Worm Mom 2 :""Ya do it."

"What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!"

"I'm not a professional photographer, I'm just a club photographer. I take pictures at the club & people pay me to delete them."