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Joke of the Day
"Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions? Because they're kiwis."
Next Joke
"To err is human... To not know what err means is American."
"What do you call a man who's always in high spirits? An alcoholic."
"How do you make a starfish shine? Drop it in sparkling water."
"What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad? I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake."
"""Hey Evolution, what the fuck?"" - Platypus"
"What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"
"If I wore these clothes yesterday but no one saw me in them, did I really wear them."
"There are two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant? A pretentious connoisseurous."