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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hotdog and a dead baby? You don't ejaculate on a hotdog before you eat it."

"A brother and sister are having sex The sister tells her brother: You are better than dad. To which the brother replies: I know, mom told me."

"*dies & becomes a ghost* Wow! The philosophical & theological repercussions of this are staggering! I've got to tell-- *is eaten by Pac-Man*"

"Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells."

"It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads."

"How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb? None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!"

"*Hires life coach* ""Ok, the first thing we have to do is get you off this couch and get you moving!"" *Fires life coach*"

"What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants? Protestants have sects."

"""Doctor: Put the IV in. Nurse: The 4 what?"" - chronic problem in Roman emergency rooms"

"Every problem has only One solution According to parents, Every problem has only One solution, . . . . ""Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection"" :p :D"