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Joke of the Day
"Regular naps prevent aging... Especially if you take them while driving."
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"White people colonized 34 of the world looking for spices and they still can't season their food right."
"Drinking on Tuesday because I'm consistent."
"What kind of beer does a cow brew? Heifer-weizen."
"Where did all the Sephardic Jews go? I dunno, you'll have to Ashkenazi"
"A funeral stone: This is where rests in peace an attorney, a good and honorable man A guy passing buy is shocked: "" Wow! I never knew they can bury 3 people in the same grave."""
"What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother? JPEG"
"Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets."
"What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems? A twitch streamer."
"What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down? Married."