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Joke of the Day

"Apparently Miley Cyrus called out Taylor Swift for being a bad role model It sounds like Miley has some Bad Blood."

"I asked my mom to tell me a joke... ""Your love life"" wasn't the response I was looking for."

"What is Mario's favorite material? Denim Denim Denim"

"I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes."

"Eight bytes walk into a bar... Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Can I get you anything?"" ""Yeah,"" reply the bytes. ""Make us a double."""

"!False //It's funny because it's true."

"How do you get rid of a fat ghost? Exorcise it."

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally had no arms. Knock knock ""Who's there?"" Not Sally"

"""I feel so average"" Tom said meanly"

"My husband thinks it's really weird I only like green bananas and I think it's really weird I have a husband."