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Joke of the Day
"Was Jesus Gay? Maybe Jesus was Gay? All this time he was actually saying ""Ah, men!"""
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"Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink. He gives the bartender ceramic money. The Bartender says ""I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"""
"Thanks God for Fast food! Lucky for us we do not have to hunt our own food, because I don't have the slightest idea where the hot dogs live."
"What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea? I've never had a lima bean on my face."
"How do you get to Shepherds Bush? Up the Shepherd's leg!"
"Surprise your girlfriend by hiding in her trunk until you're dead."
"Because Washington passed gay marriage today I threw my human wife in the garbage, fucked 2 donkeys & married a rotisserie chicken."
"Only my husband would walk up to my gynecologist in Costco, point at me, give him the two thumbs up while grinning and say, 'Nice one, huh?'"
"What's better than cheese? A cheese grater"
"What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee."