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"I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes."
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"A man walks into a library and says ""I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."""
"I like my Women how I like my Coffee. Ground up and in a bag :^)"
"Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy? Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to."
"Just like crime, slavery doesn't pay."
"I like making babies... Unsuccessfully, of course."
"[me telling a joke] guy wearing a ""Make America Great Again"" hat: I don't understand. ME: There's probably a lot you don't understand."
"What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts? An incorporation."
"The train station is where the train stops. The bus station is where the bus stops. At my desk I have a workstation."
"my new year resolution is 1080p thanks please make this go viral so my ex gf stephanie sees it steph if ur reading this please take me back"