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"What is Mario's favorite material? Denim Denim Denim"
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"A chinese man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says ""You have cataract. "" and the chinese guy says ""No, I have a rinkin continental."""
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"When the girl working the counter says ""would you like fries with that?"" say..""are you calling me fat??"" then burst into tears. Free meal."
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"3 men walk into a bar... ...and the fourth one ducks."
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