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Joke of the Day
"I asked my mom to tell me a joke... ""Your love life"" wasn't the response I was looking for."
Next Joke
"Moving to Africa so I can feed my kids for 18 cents a day."
"They're like plastic slippers Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a dude. It feels great... until you look down and realize your a fag. That is all - Carry on :)"
"Your Google search history is the real you."
"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light-bulb? None. Don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark."
"In answer to the question ""would you have sex with bill Clinton"" 87 percent of Americans responded No. Not again"
"Women have closets full of 'I have nothing to wear.'"
"My favorite Christmas joke: Why do Mexicans have tamale making parties on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning."
"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag."
"I went to the doctors the other day. I said ""every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm!"" ""Have you been taking anything for it?"" He asked. ""Yeah, pepper"""