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Joke of the Day

"Eight bytes walk into a bar... Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Can I get you anything?"" ""Yeah,"" reply the bytes. ""Make us a double."""

"What do you attach to a transgender chicken? Dez Nuts!"

"What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? A blind guy with a rubix cube"

"I called the sexual abuse hotline for help. ...Apparently it's only for victims"

"""Welcome to fightclub you may now kiss the bride."""

"What do you feed a gay horse? haaaayyyyy!"

"[One liner] How do you make an archaeolgist mad? Give him a bloody tampon and ask him what period its from."

"I was clinging for dear life to the face of the cliff. As the rescue team approached one of the guys shouted ""Whatever you do, don't look down"". So I started smiling."

"Barbie didn't give me a poor body image; Barbie taught me you can't reattach a head once it's been removed from the body."

"Gin & Tonic: 91 calories. Banana: 105 calories. Choosing the healthy option: Priceless."