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Joke of the Day
"Mario recently broke up with Peach. His reason: ""It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario."""
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"I went to the gym and did a negative pullup today. It was a letdown."
"I have 5 uncles. Scott, Daniel, Bob, Tate, And the one that works at Nintendo."
"How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? One, they just need to call a repairman."
"I blame movies for giving me unrealistic expectations about how long I can look away from the road while driving."
"What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian? Hoe Mow"
"Gays in the military ""If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be a lot shorter, because it wouldn't take them 3 hours to find Matt Damon"" Adam Hills"
"Playing guess the animal with 4yo. 4: it looks like a tiger. Me: a lion? 4: no. Me: leopard? 4: no. Me: i give up 4: it's a tiger"
"What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal? The Bad Habit."
"Updated list of teen cliques: aioli freaks, Comcastwitches, genderbloggers, Skin taggers, turkeysluts, bolognaboys, Tinyteens, lunch decoys"