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Joke of the Day

"I have 5 uncles. Scott, Daniel, Bob, Tate, And the one that works at Nintendo."

"What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!"

"I wish my kid had a ""BAD MOTHERFUCKER"" tattoo so that when asked which one was mine I could say ""THE ONE THAT SAYS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ON IT!"""

"My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty"

"Imagine how confusing it would be if Ms. Pac-Man didn't like hair bows."

"I sent off half a score of jokes into a competition to increase my chances to win.. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"What one food is known to decrease sex drive in women more than any other? Wedding cake."

"why doe s porn hub even have a share to google + button? I dont want any one to know i have a google +..."

"Fact - If you add ""ish"" to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything"

"My girlfriend broke up with me because she's lesbian today. She also decided she's a pescetarian."