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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal? The Bad Habit."

"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets."

"I was at my local home improvement store yesterday And I was looking in the window section. An employee came over and asked if I needed any help, I responded ""No thanks, I'm just window shopping."""

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt."

"Have you heard the one about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"You're nice, cute & single? Can you introduce me to your friend who looks like he'd never return my texts? Yeah the one with the girlfriend."

"With oil prices falling... Burning the midnight oil just got cheaper."

"Wanna Hear a Joke My Ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER... Ge-Get because marriage is such a terrible thing. -Grucle Stan"

"Putting a ring on a woman's finger... is like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft."

"""IT'S A BOY"" I shouted, tears rolling down my face ""I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"" It was at that moment I chose never to visit Thailand again."