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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian? Hoe Mow"
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"The only time my car goes 0-100 real fast. Is when it's sitting in broad daylight on a summer day."
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"It's like the only thing my kids learned from Snow White is that fruit is horribly poisonous."
"By tomorrow, no one will remember what happened in trees today"
"Paris Hilton's IMDB page should only be accessible on April 1st."
"Tuesday, aka Monday 2.0"
"What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault? One's a leaker, one's a Le Car."