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Joke of the Day

"Playing guess the animal with 4yo. 4: it looks like a tiger. Me: a lion? 4: no. Me: leopard? 4: no. Me: i give up 4: it's a tiger"

"q: what's green and yellow and hangs from trees? a: gorilla snot."

"""One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...."" under a moving bus"

"What is a pirates favourite part of a fish? The aye"

"What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm? Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone."

"I like my men like I like my grapes. Me:- I like my men like I like my grapes Friend:- Big and black? Me:- no, 16 at a time."

"It's so hot hotside... It's so hot outside, I swear I'm sweating more than Josh Duggar at his little sister's birthday party."

"New machine at the gym There is a new machine at the gym. It's truly awesome! I almost puked after an hour, it really has it all. Cookies, chocolate bars, chips, sodas."

"What did one lesbian vampire say the other? See ya next month ;)"

"I need a joke about lightning keep it pg thanks."