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Joke of the Day

"How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? One, they just need to call a repairman."

"Did you know that there is an elephant at Bush Gardens? That's what I call my crotch."

"Two little monkeys Jumping on the bed One fell off and Bumped his head EXACTLY HOW THEIR MOM SAID SOMEONE WOULD BUT NO ONE LISTENS TO HER."

"What days are strong days? Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days."

"On Fred's 17th birthday his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car the father said ""Just one thing Fred. If you're going to hit anything make sure it's cheap."""

"What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have? Neil."

"Scientists say that girls can get cancer just for being virgins. Luckily theres a vaccine for that."

"My favourite part about the Harry Potter movies... ...is the casting."

"Has anybody ever thought of buying a pig a plane ticket?"

"What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks? Basic Math"