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Joke of the Day
"Why is helen keller a bad driver? Because she's dead"
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"What's the difference between Donald Trump and an oompa loompa? If you are wise, you won't listen to him."
"I talked to a cannibal dog yesterday... He said it was a real dog-eat-dog world."
"If I had a penny for every Trump joke made during the election... I could be the president in 2020"
"What do you tell someone who occupies space and has mass? You matter."
"Whenever i get job applications, the first thing i do is throw half of them in the trash. I don't want to hire any unlucky people"
"Man goes to a Doctor. ""Every time I attempt to pass water it hurts"" ""Does it burn?"" ""I don't know, I've never tried to set fire to it"""
"My debit card got stolen at the gym which is fine because i will still continue to go so that I can train to fight the person who stole it"
"You know what they say about men who wear dress shoes... They have no soles."
"A coffee shop opened up inside a strip club Its name is ""Grinds for Divorce"""