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Joke of the Day
"A coffee shop opened up inside a strip club Its name is ""Grinds for Divorce"""
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"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about a dollar seventy nine, deer nuts however are just under a buck"
"Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel."
"Don't you hate when somebody gives you the finger in traffic and then you have to follow them home and loosen the lug nuts on their wheels."
"I hate when people ask me what I'm see myself doing in 5 years... Its not like I have 2020 vision."
"I call my husband current... He likes it better than number two."
"As a child I was absolutely terrified of weather forecasters ..until I realised they weren't to scale."
"What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time? Occasionally (OK Asian Lee)."