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Joke of the Day

"My debit card got stolen at the gym which is fine because i will still continue to go so that I can train to fight the person who stole it"

"(Dad joke) How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear."

"Is that sick enough for you?! I man calls in sick to work. His boss thinks he sounds fine so he says, ""You don't sound sick."" Man, ""IM FUCKING MY SISTER! IS THAT SICK ENOUGH FOR YOU!?"""

"My favourite German jokes 1."

"imagine if poop was transparent. I'd completely lose my shit"

"A co-worker of mine vocally disapproved with my proposal to ban pyrotechnics in nightclubs... I told her to give her rebuke a rest."

"What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker? Putin on the Ritz."

"I wonder if Bruce Wayne ever wears a Batman t-shirt."

"Serbian Math What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire? One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo"

"Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police? An un-armed gingerbread man"