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Joke of the Day

"Where's the feminist world headquarters? Bancock"

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"

"I thought it was odd that there is a Bass Pro Shop and a Dicks in the same shopping center.... But then I realized Bass Pro does attract dicks!"

"What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape."

"A black guy walks into a police station in Florida and he never comes out."

"Most people prefer quilts over duvets but you shouldn't make blanket statements."

"It's me and Pamela Handerson again this Valentine's Day... "

"My dad fought in the war and survived mustard gas and pepper spray. He is now classed as a seasoned veteran."

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. C'mon guys, I don't have 2020 vision."

"I never go camping, but I sometimes go to bed without the TV on so I get it."