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Joke of the Day

"Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars."

"Told a homeless guy sorry I was saving to buy a house. He got mad and threw his cup of change at me, so now I'm... $3.75 closer to my dream!"

"I read a study about how sleep deprivation causes false memories ...I think"

"I heard that San Francisco had to change their team name to the 29ers this year... because 20 of them left in the offseason."

"Just realized my undies are on inside out .. Was gonna change them around . but I figured let the other side get sum action for a change ."

"Everything England has accomplished has been bettered by other nations - rugby, cricket and now at football... Even the Russians have better hooligans than us."

"I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever."

"Gross fact: Taco Bell burritos contain less than 10% real bell"

"A neutron walks into a bar... The bartender hands him a drink and says, 'For you, no charge!'"

"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."