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Joke of the Day
"A neutron walks into a bar... The bartender hands him a drink and says, 'For you, no charge!'"
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"Some nights I stare at the stars wondering if you can see the same ones Then I realize, of course you can, I'm in your backyard"
"What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself? One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan."
"What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !"
"Just checked out Jian Ghomeshi's band Moxy Fruvous for the first time... Not bad. That guy can really keep a beat."
"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."
"This is Ray. http://i.imgur.com/BZfRQEt.png"
"Gotta be tough for the guy somewhere who has to say ""yeah, she left me for Charles Manson."""
"She changed her mind .. Hope the new one works !! ~TF"
"Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it? because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*"