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Joke of the Day

"Just realized my undies are on inside out .. Was gonna change them around . but I figured let the other side get sum action for a change ."

"I was at a gas station and I accidentally filled up my escort with diesel. She died."

"The problem with political jokes is.. Too many get elected."

"I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"What is the most racist joke you know?"

"Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well? Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said ""Tom is sleeping with the fishes."""

"She said she was a free spirit. That's good. Wasn't sure how I'd pay for a spirit."

"*Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more."

"Where does a black Jew stand? At the *back* of the gas chamber."

"I'm afraid of Spotify ruining music the way Facebook ruined friends."