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Joke of the Day

"I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever."

"Where do gay midgets come out from? The cabinet."

"Do mermaids clean the sea or how does that work?"

"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is."

"I used to be a head chef. I guess it's just part of being a cannibal."

"""I've been in 3 emotionally abusive relationships"" Said Dave to his new friend. ""I'm so sorry!"" ""Huh. I had them thinking it was their fault as well"""

"Here's an offensive joke, what's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra, you bastard."

"What they say: ""Wow, you're really photogenic."" What they mean: ""Wow, this looks nothing like how ugly you actually are."""

"What is the difference Between a santa and a jew? Santa enters the chimney and jew leaves the chimney."

"My daughter wanted me to be a mime for her birthday party. I was speechless."