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Joke of the Day

"If I'm reading this correctly the Second Amendment allows me to shoot a bear, tear off his arms and keep them."

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"[on deathbed] ""Tell my Wif... *cough*"" Yes? Tell her what? ""Tell my Wifi provider their broadband speeds were moderate at best"" [dies]"
"I'm working on a gangsa Christmas song My working title is ""Santa and His Three Hos"""
"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."
"Lol (sorry for my bad english)"
"I like to use big words that I don't understand- they make me seem more photosynthesis."
"What happened to the cross-eyed circumcist? She got the sack"
"that fuzzy feeling when he puts his arm around u for the first time and then his other arm and then his other arm then u realize HE A SPIDER"
"Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch? It's made from scratch ^*NB ^OP ^is ^heckle-proof*"
"What was Viktor Frankenstein's favorite sport? Body building."
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