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Joke of the Day

"What was Viktor Frankenstein's favorite sport? Body building."

"Two cannibals are sitting around eating dinner. One begins to complain to the other, ""You know, I really don't like my mother in law."" ""Then just eat the noodles."""

"Did you hear about the gym where people pay to get punched in the face? Go after hours, there's no punch line!"

"How can you tell if someone is having a stroke? There is lotion and used tissues laying around"

"How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb? Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters."

"What do broccoli and sex have in common? NSFW If you were forced to have it as a child you're gonna hate it as an adult."

"What do you call a rising poll? Upvote"

"Freedom of expression is great... I can make a kissy face, smiley face or a frowny face, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it"

"Did you hear about the elephant that orgasmed? It was all over town."

"What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chest? . Chestnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chin? . A blowjob."