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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the cross-eyed circumcist? She got the sack"

"I used to sleepwalk all the time, but now I mix in a little sleepweightlifting a few times a week."

"Whats a really famous corn? Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars"

"""THIS SUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW!!!""-what i just screamed in subway as i spit black olives all over a 7 year old."

"For a cat named Jingles, his tambourine accompaniment to my blistering bongo solo isn't that impressive."

"My prediction for the fight. I predict Mayweather with a massive right hook and an uppercut to finish it. Then once he's done practicing on his girlfriend, he will lose on points to Manny."

"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"

"Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!"

"Sometimes when I'm singing a song a get an urge to skip the chorus... But I always refrain"

"A cabbage, a tap and a tomato had a race The Cabbage was ahead, the tap was running and the tomato tried to ketchup"