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Joke of the Day

"that fuzzy feeling when he puts his arm around u for the first time and then his other arm and then his other arm then u realize HE A SPIDER"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !"

"I used to be in a band called 500Mb...... But we had to break up because we couldn't get a gig."

"Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10? Because no one wanted Windows Nein!"

"Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!"

"classical music sounds really fancy and proper for something composed by guys who threw a bucket of their turds out the window every morning"

"Did you hear the joke about the ageless baby? It never gets old. Did you hear the joke about Michelle Obama's vagina? It's a dark one."

"Why does a dirvorce cost so much? Because it's worth it"

"Well I finally solved my drinking problem, I joined Alcoholics Anonymous Yeah I still drink, I just use a different name, that's all (Courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield on The Johnny Carson Show)"

"How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1"