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Joke of the Day

"that fuzzy feeling when he puts his arm around u for the first time and then his other arm and then his other arm then u realize HE A SPIDER"

"Is there a shorter word for monosyllabic? Credit: Stephen Wright"

"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut"

"Chuck Norris does not ""style"" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror."

"Why did Simba's father die? He couldn't Move Fasa"

"Why is the UK suddenly a happy place? Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!"

"Why is a hemiola unfair? Because it's three against two."

"Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp."

"If Bruce Jenner is a woman then Eminem is black. Since when does having boobs make you a woman? If that was the case all women that lost their boobs to breast cancer are now dudes."

"I've been waking up with a headache for years Unfortunately I'm married to it."