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Joke of the Day

"I like to use big words that I don't understand- they make me seem more photosynthesis."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here pardner !"

"How do you make a car top? You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!"

"How heavy is a Chinese dumpling? Wonton."

"A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police"

"What does a Mexican duck say? Guac Guac"

"What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? Because he was eating it before it was cool."

"My chemistry teacher went on a camping trip and died... He was exposed to the elements."

"*at a funeral* haha. they should have provided SOUL food, lol. *nudges crying lady next to me* hey. they should have had SOUL food here haha"