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Joke of the Day

"I'm working on a gangsa Christmas song My working title is ""Santa and His Three Hos"""

"Your beauty cannot be contained by the set of all real numbers. That's because it's imaginary."

"Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious."

"What did the baby Jew say to the Mohel hooker? Keep the tip"

"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."

"How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house? Paint a goal line on your driveway."

"I met Greece's finance minister, who was looking for help regarding the situation there. He asked me for my two cents."

"My wife woke me up all excited this morning... She said honey look at all the pounds I've lost. I told her that she was looking at our retirement account not her fitbit."

"Wanna hear a joke that ends in a cliffhanger? [deleted]"

"""What do we call this war?"" ""The World War?"" ""No. There's already been 1 of those"" ""Uh this is a world war, too"" *the streetlights explode*"