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Joke of the Day
"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."
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"What do you call it when a zombie steals an idea Plaguegiarism Jesus Christ dafuq is wrong with me"
"Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."
"What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees."
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar... The bartender looks up at them and says ""Oh, not you two again.""."
"doctor: here's your x-ray me: ew I look ugly in this one delete it take another"
"Not sure if my bed is calling me or if its the girl I left handcuffed all day"
"A lot of women can't drive because they're too busy giving mixed signals. @MaleHonesty86"
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers"
"If Donald Trump becomes president.. If Donald Trump becomes president of an Island population of only himself, there will still be anarchy."