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Joke of the Day

"Your Honor the defense rests. They are so tired. Aww they look like angels when they sleep. Kinda makes u forget about the double homicide"

"Why are hours gay? Cause they have lots of secs with lots of min."

"If you can't do it naked, it's not worth doing."

"Intelligent people are some of the biggest idiots I've ever met."

"Did you hear about that new species of mosquito? It's called the Nickelback, it really sucks."

"A boy at church was asked if he knew what the resurrection was. ""Yes, and if it lasts more than 4 hours you're supposed to see a doctor."""

"My daughter called me ""lame."" Let's see how ""lame"" she thinks I am when I pick her and her friends up from the movies in a BOAT"

"Kim Jong Un Wins World Series Our dear leader has thrown a 27-pitch perfect game to win the World Series. He is such a beautiful pitcher, he makes every batter pop up as soon as they see him."

"The ""am I racist"" test First answer that comes to your mind - Whose penis is bigger, Will Smith or Yao Ming?"

"What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout."