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Joke of the Day

"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to get out, saying, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" The mushroom replies, ""Why not? I'm a fun guy."""

"Was JFK born in USA? Doubtful, he sounds Kennedyan!"

"Favorite question to ask a prospective boyfriend for my sister: Have you ever seen a dead body? *casually lifts shirt to expose .357*"

"Your Mum's so Mean she doesn't even have a standard deviation."

"Please don't be curly Please don't be curly Please don't be curly I pray to myself as I pull a hair from my mouth while eating Chinese food"

"Your mama's house is so small. . you walk into her front door and find her backyard."

"A Facebook friend posted 8 pictures of himself fixing a lawnmower, so I drove over and shot him. It just felt like the right thing to do."

"Did you hear about the new show about Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin? It's called [Removed]"

"Sexually and mentally confused white bear Bipolar bear"

"A Jew, a Kurd and a Yazidi walk into a bar. It's not a bar, it's a chlorine gas chamber."