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"Two mexicans are in a car. Who drives? The police officer"
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"Best Kids Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who's There? Interrupting Cow Interrupting Cow Who...... (interrupting MOOOOOOOOOOOOO)"
"Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Let that be a lesson... never try to fly a donkey."
"So I was at Legoland the other day and I saw a couple making out I thought it was inappropiate so walked up to them and said ""Come on guys, this is Legoland. Build a room."""
"fifty shades of grey It's the REAL verson of fifty shades https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU0yHAtqe4k"
"What happens when you put the batteries in backwards in an Energizer Bunny? It keeps cumming and cumming and cumming...."
"When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doc where I should put my pants ""Over there, besides mine."""
"santa claus visits everyone Q: What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton? A: Ho, ho, ho!"
"Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!"
"What do you call a disembodied nose? Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts."