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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."
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"Damn girl, are you a condom? Because after I get you off my D, I never want to see you again."
"How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb? None *et al.*"
"what do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tommy took a look. (say it fast)"
"Bad Zoo I went to a one time and the only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu."
"My town's population never changes Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town."
"Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn't always catch it the first time."
"What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time? Stamps!"
"Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting? -Rob DenBleyker"
"An often overlooked, important skill in dealing with bullies is learning to kick their asses"