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Joke of the Day
"What's a neckbeard's favorite country? M'laysia"
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"My friend told me I don't know what irony is Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop."
"I ate four bowls of Alphabet Soup... Then I had a massive vowel movement"
"Some things you recycle, some you throw away. For example: Paper & plastic you recycle. Opportunities, love and your future you throw away."
"Scientists have identified the dog particle. It is a good particle. Such a good particle yes it is. Does it want a treatsy weatsy yes it doe"
"If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows."
"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal? Because 7 8 9 A"
"My roommate is 3 days younger than me so ive gotten in the habit of saying ""when i was your age.."" and then describing what i did 3 days ago"
"I've been suffering from amnesia. Or was it dyslexia? All I know is that I can't remember it and I sure as hell can't spell it."
"What do you call the first Irish woman ever created? A McRib"