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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward."
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"A guy says to God: ""God... ... to you a minute is like a million years and a penny is like a million dollars. So, could you give me a penny?"" God replies ""Sure, in a minute"""
"Ironically, I only know of one person with the name Common."
"What do you call an Anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese! -From *Cedar Rapids* the movie"
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"Why is it so hard to convict horse rapists? Because sometimes neigh means yay."
"Shouts out to the Trump Tower suction cup guy for being the second craziest person to ascend that building."
"Breaking News... The inventor of the Anagram has died...may he ""erect a penis""...."