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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Cock full o' nuts."
Next Joke
"[2nd time at girls house] ""where's your dog?"" Oh he isn't mine. I was dog sitting [makes text alert sound w mouth] ""Its work. I gotta go"""
"Did you hear about that rude homeless guy down the street? He made some roofless remarks."
"Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense... You could say it was a vague rant."
"Whats blue and doesn't fit anymore A dead epileptic"
"Tomato/tomahato, potato/potahto, pedestrian/victim. Who cares."
"you don't need to thank everyone on facebook for your birthday messages, they were not sincere."
"I went to vegetarian restaurant the other day... I falafel afterwards."
"I hate when I buy new shoes, and I have to learn to drive all over again."
"How do you blow up a Muslim's phone? Put it into airplane mode"