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Joke of the Day
"sometimes when i'm doing my taxes i'm like maybe prison would be easier"
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"What is the Pope's favorite breakfast? Eggs Benediction."
"Micky Mouse is in divorce court The judge says, ""So you, uh, want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" And Mickey says, ""Um, no, I think what you heard me say is that she's fucking Goofy!"""
"You know what they say about amnesia... No, really. Do you know?"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? A log"
"Ya know you're from Tacoma when... Your niece sees velvet ropes and says ""Ooh , that's some really nice police tape""!"
"the true test of a child is not how he treats his friends, but how he treats Minecraft villagers"
"What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ''Tim hurt one monkey... he feels bad."""
"Had a terrifying lucid dream of getting stabbed and slashed from behind with a huntersknife & people making fun of me for being uneasy after"
"Statistics say that there's at least one gay guy in a group of friends, I hope it's Tim ... He's really cute."