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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blind rabbi after the briss? He got the sack..."
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"Bawk to the Future #ChickenMovies"
"Cop: do u have anything illegal in the vehicle Me: *thinks about all the drugs in the car* no Cop: why did you just say asterisk thinks abo"
"If you're having second thoughts... You're two ahead of most people."
"Whats another term for acid? Its on the tip of my tongue..."
"You're like cheese I laugh when I cut you! Edit: First post on Reddit? Why not start with a cheesy joke?"
"I wanna die by getting stuck my lightning Shocking, I know."
"A man walking into a bar and says, ""I'll have ten times more beers than your next biggest drinker"" The bartender replied, ""Now that's an order of magnitude!"""
"What type of bees don't die? Zom-bees"
"You do not count as a person if it's 75 degrees & you're wearing a wool beanie."