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Joke of the Day

"Cosmo says ""untamed va-jay-jays"" are back in style. Can't they call them car wash mitts like the rest of us?"

"Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax? He was barred."

"I need you to be open with me... ...Said the gynecologist to the psychiatrist"

"What do you call it when a signal processing firm quickly remodels their entryway? A fast foyer transform!"

"I'm working on a script for a horror movie. It's called *my diary*"

"My dad had the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters? It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC."

"Don't ask me where I've been all your life if you're going to look so bored when I open my diary and give you a comprehensive answer."

"A man walks into a zoo... ..... and there's only one animal. It's a dog. A shih tzu."

"Three blondes were on an escalator at the shopping mall when the power suddenly went out. The were stranded for two hours."