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Joke of the Day
"I'm working on a script for a horror movie. It's called *my diary*"
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"What color is the wind? Son: ""What color is the wind?"" Mom: ""The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent"" Dad: ""The wind is blue"" Mom: ""Blue? How so?"" Dad: ""Because the wind blew"""
"Wanted: Human left leg, to finish the monster I'm making in my basement. Will pay handsomely. No weirdo's."
"A man phones work and says ""Sorry, but I can't come in today, I'm really sick."" The boss asks, ""How sick are you?"" ""Well..."" the man replies ""I'm in bed with my mother."""
"I've stopped trying to explain twitter to my friends and now just say,""I collect tiny imaginary people in my phone using jokes as bait."""
"What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !"
"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well"
"What do clouds wear during a storm? Thunderwear"
"What kind of phone does a molester have? the iTouch. ( lame but I made it up in class when I was like 15 lmfao)"
"Blind Man I just passed a blind man in home depot. He was dressed head to toe in camouflage. I assume he was trying to even the playing field. Well done sir. (True Story)"