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Joke of the Day

"Three blondes were on an escalator at the shopping mall when the power suddenly went out. The were stranded for two hours."

"If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet then revenge is basically ice cream. Bring it."

"One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody. At least, that's what my cell mate tells me."

"What is a suicide bomber's biggest fear? Dying alone."

"Just watched a heart-warming video of a soldier returning home from Afghanistan to his cat, who looks at him as if to say ""Were you away?"""

"""I probably shouldn't have said that out loud"" -a biography"

"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your d*ck."

"What type of pussy does a priest get? nun"

"Just took an opposite selfie of something I saw. Elsie? Otherie? Seeie? Oh, photo. Got it."

"Why does Anna's mom encourage her daughter to experiment with sexuality? Because she lives bicuriously through others ."