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Joke of the Day
"I tried wrapping Christmas presents.. But I just didn't have the gift"
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"There are two types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."
"Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane? He was on the ""No Fry"" list."
"Damn girl, are you my date for today? Because you are 10/10"
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? He kneaded a poo."
"Do you get extra points for killing two birds with another bird?"
"Why do Ken and Barbie never have kids? Because Ken always comes in a different box"
"I saw a homeless man I know on a bicycle Guess he's mobile homeless"
"To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant."
"My fitness goal is just to get down to the weight that I lied about on my drivers license."