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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business? They ran out of san storage"
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"What do you get when you cross France and Britain? Canada."
"Just modified my GPS for when my kids are in the car. It says ""No, we are not there yet!"" every 30 seconds."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? He ate it before it was cool."
"What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? The Boy Scout came back from camp."
"A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms."
"That awkward moment when your phone auto-corrects ""I wanna do it"" to ""I wanna donut"" because it knows you're fat."
"Beached whale Today I got in trouble at work for throwing water on a lady... I just thought that's what your suppose to do for a beached whale"
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate... And I can picture us invading that world because they'd never see it coming."
"Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate? He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also."